No no, that’s not what I meant he said, as he looked and saw…
saw that it was Not-Good-At-Tall. Hadn’t been what he’d intended for quite awhile, in fact, and now here were all these dreadful dumb creatures just ripping the shit out of each other… and where it stood now, the biggest was uprooting everything green just to feed his fat belly! So The Inventor grabbed the nearest stone [a pebble the size of jupiter] and hurled it down, down and that was the end of that version!
[These things just come to me, guys, no more believeable than any other freaky revelation – but no less either, I’d say. And at least I haven’t got epilepsy…far as I know]
And so it came to pass that The Inventor left to give his chosen planet time to cook up some new species. By way of natural selection, of course. I mean, he didn’t have time to dream up all the kinds it would take to make a world! Too busy working on those black holes the wannabe inventors move around in. Lissen: the oldest covenant was with the deathicists. A Virgin-Covenant-type thingy. The next covenant would be more a more realistic Eternal Life concept.
The first man to even half understand that last covenant was a semi-literate tradesman from a hamlet near a body of water rather pretentiously called a sea …but then the lame always do outstrip the blind, don’t they. He was the first born into this virgin turf. He tried to tell everyone about things but they got nearly all of it wrong and dozens of people falsified and anyone with any real power could see the advantage of latching on to this idea – and you know those Flavians, eh: never pass up a chance at a scam.
The original ideas, of course, were scrapped in favour of a heavy reliance on unverifiable promisses: more unverifiable than this is, like, housing lots in Florida. [What? You’re dead and nothing happened? So sue me!] Anyway, the Virgin idea became a virgin girl because…they all forgot that the so-called unclean girl was just another ribdame and everything gets mixed up with coded names and earthly covenants and deathicist demons. [Please. Don’t ask me to explain further or we’ll be here all day.] In that covenant – The Inventor’s virgin covenant – it all had to do with an uninterruped survival of virtual identities. of people. dogs. anything slick enough to even have an identiy. dolphins. elephants. but mostly monkeys…
Ya know this stuff just gets played out in slight variations over and over.[and over and over] One day. Maybe. They [He? She? What do I know.] will get it right.